Congratulations to the Dirk Nowitzki and the Dallas Mavs on a thrilling NBA Finals vistory over the Miami Heat. This was a momentous victory for a team laced with NBA veterans who were starved for a championship. More importantly, this was a victory for all decent, respectable, non-Floridians everywhere.

In all honesty, there are probably not a whole hell of a lot of Mavs fans outside of Texas. But for a few magical weeks, we all were Mavs fans. We were all rooting for the German for once. We were all united by our absolute disdain for the new face of evil in the NBA. We all wanted to see Lebron go down in flames, and he did. OH BOY DID HE EVER!!!

So now is a time to soak it all in and enjoy. Enjoy reading over Lebron’s putrid 4th quarter stats. Enjoy watching tape of Chris Bosh crying in the tunnel after the game. Enjoy watching DWade’s infamous fake cough before game 5. Enjoy hearing Lebron say that he is just fine after this crushing defeat, because his life is still great, and our lives still suck.

That’s okay Lebron. Money doesn’t buy rings, and money certainly does not buy class.

Joine me tonight at 9 PM for my NBA Finals recap show.

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